is entirely appropriate for bicycle thieves. Without exception, bicycle thieves are the lowest form of human – well, primate – life. I believe that the death penalty should be applied in this manner: Hook up a bike to a generator, and force the thief to pedal – a whip will keep him in motion. When a sufficient charge has built up, the a resistor burns through, the bike is electrified, and the thief fries. If he refuses to pedal, that’s all right, we’ll just whip him to death instead.
You may be guessing that I had to walk to work today. Gah!